Where To? - download pdf or read online

By Jon Seawright

"“Al…..#1-4-1” as he refers to himself, drives a taxi for desolate tract Cab in Palm Springs, Calif. This activity could position him in lots of ordinary and funny positions as he encounters a variety of unusual passengers. in the course of the 12 months “Al….#1-4-1” must cut loose from this activity to sail at sea as a service provider marine for Crest Tanks, out of St. Louis, Mo…... his different part-time activity. this actual yr he opts to force this previous ‘64 Volkswagen van around the kingdom to fulfill his send in Boston, instead of flying there. snoozing at evening contained in the van, Al may cease at his favourite cities and bars, ones he use to widespread in his more youthful existence. those stops contain Las Vegas, Aspen, St. Louis, Chicago, Montreal and at last, Boston.
Leaving his van in garage there, Al then forums the oil tanker “Chablis” that will take him to varied ports round the Gulf of Mexico and up the japanese seaboard, in the course of the Panama Canal and again, up the Mississippi River, and at last finishing his four-month “tour of responsibility” in Baltimore, Maryland.
After retrieving his van, the “Grunt,” from garage, and never desirous to go back a similar method during which he crossed the rustic, Al might enterprise south and force to Mexico, through the Carolinas, Georgia, Louisiana, and Texas.
In Mexico, Al remains for a month within the lodge city of Puerto Villarta, earlier than finishing his circle. Taking a ferry throughout to Cabo San Lucas, he then drives up the Baja Peninsula to California, preventing in Hollywood and Lake great undergo ahead of falling again into his different life….that of using a taxi for barren region Cab.

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New PDF release: Dicke Möpse (German Edition)

By Ruth Moschner

Wenn Gotthilf, das wasserscheue Zwergnilpferd, und die anhänglichen Kaiserpinguine nicht wären, hätte Tierpflegerin Rosi sicher schon längst gekündigt. Denn der neue Direktor scheint ein ganz harter Hund zu sein, der selbst davor nicht zurückschreckt, ihre Giraffen nach China zu verkaufen, um Geld zu machen. Zu allem Überfluss ist sie mit dem leider höllisch attraktiven Mann auch noch im Bett gelandet – das struggle allerdings, bevor sie wusste, dass er ihr Chef werden würde. Dabei ist Rosi wirklich keine Frau, die sich die Männer nimmt, wie sie kommen, auch wenn die Avancen des zwielichtigen René Weiner ihr durchaus schmeicheln. Dafür haben ihre Freundinnen stets einen guten Rat parat, besonders Polizistin Carla, die bis Ende des Jahres verheiratet sein will und zu diesem Zweck nicht einmal vor schwarzer Magie zurückschreckt. Vielleicht hilft die ja auch gegen den Bankrott des Zoos?
Aber bald erkennt Rosi, dass guy bestimmte Probleme nur mit realistischer Planung lösen kann, auch die privaten. Und so werden zwei ziemlich dicke Möpse zu zwei ziemlich dicken Glücksboten ...

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Gudrun Pausewang's Die Entführung der Doña Agata (German Edition) PDF

By Gudrun Pausewang

In einen Teppich gewickelt tritt die schwerreiche Witwe Doña Agata die ungewöhnliche Reise in eine ihr völlig unbekannte Gegend an: in die Welt der Armen. Doña Agata ist entführt worden! Die Räuber sind jedoch gents, und ehe sie zur Kasse bitten, behandeln sie ihren vornehmen Gast mit ungeheuchelter Ehrerbietung. Während zwei Erben raffinierte Rettungsaktionen überlegen, um ihre Tante wiederzubekommen, macht diese es sich in der Dachstube eines ihrer Entführer gemütlich, kocht für die besorgten Schurken, flickt ihre Lumpen und macht sogar, wer hätte das von der angesehenen Dame gedacht, ein Freudenhaus auf, um ihre armen Freunde an den Einnahmen zu beteiligen. Dank eines tollen Werbeeinfalls floriert das Unternehmen wunderbar: Wöchentlich darf jeder Besucher, der mehr als 20 Cruces umsetzt, an einer Lotterie teilnehmen, deren Gewinner eine Nacht Getränke frei hat, inklusive Kellnerin. Als schließlich das Lösegeld bei den Entführern eintrifft, kehrt die alte Dame nur gegen ihren Willen in ihr bisheriges, langweiliges Leben zurück. Kaum zu Hause, schockiert sie die Stadt mit einer Annonce, in der sie nach neuen Entführern sucht ...

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New PDF release: Life of a King

By Logan E. Mauldin

lifetime of a King:

Isaac is a tender boy who desires to be a typical child. yet how might you be a typical child when you are a King? He realizes that his duties are overwhelming and he must work out find out how to escape! Isaac has top associates who're uninterested in being searched each time they stopover at him and needs an ordinary friendship. On his trip, Isaac realizes anything vitally important which permits him to find… benefit from the adventure!

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Download e-book for kindle: Way Back When: Nostalgic Essays of "Growing Up North" by Jerry Harju

By Jerry Harju

are looking to return in time? stand-up comedian Jerry Harju tells the way it was once whilst youngsters may well deliver knives to college yet no longer marbles. And what was once at the menu whilst his father used to be the 1st stay-at-home dad. Jerry will jog fond stories of 1940's radio advertisements and yuletide chocolates, the nice melancholy Syndrome of saving string and tinfoil, whilst the word "trick or deal with" had enamel in it, and, convinced, a few reformatory time. long ago whilst is a suite of chosen essays released within the Mining magazine, higher Michigan's greatest Newspaper.

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New PDF release: L'albero di Natale di Chuck Norris ha le palle quadrate

By Mist,Dietnam

Cinque anni, cinque libri. Chi mai avrebbe pensato a una cosa simile quando abbiamo aperto il web publication «Roundhouse Kicks» nel gennaio del 2006? Noi due sicuramente no. Volevamo iniziare L'introduzione con «Questo che avete tra le mani sarà l'ultimo libro sui Chuck Norris Fact», perché questa period los angeles nostra sensazione qualche mese fa. Perché le cose belle prima o poi devono finire, perché tutto, sulla lunga distanza, risulta noioso e poco divertente. Fortunatamente, durante l. a. stesura di questo quinto capitolo, abbiamo avuto l'ennesima conferma: le frasi sulle imprese del nostro e vostro Texas Ranger preferito sembrano non avere superb e, cosa ancor più grave, sono sempre più divertenti! Il pace di consegnare alla casa editrice los angeles bozza di questo libro e già ci siamo ritrovati a dire: «Iniziamo a mettere da parte qualche frase according to l'anno prossimo?»

E consistent with premiare l. a. vostra fedeltà questa volta abbiamo deciso di dedicare moltissimo spazio ai truth inediti, mai pubblicati prima d'ora nel nostro sito e conservati appositamente in line with questo libro.


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The Continuing Saga of the LaPierre Family: Mint Julep (Day - download pdf or read online

By Nita Clarke

the fictional LaPierre-Menard relations, celebrating their relatives reunion and, after all, the conventional telling of the kinfolk tales to an viewers of an incoming new release of younger boys! seize your self a relaxing mint julep, stick a clean magnolia blossom on your hair and sit down your self down in a quiet position to benefit from the carrying on with Saga of the LaPierre family members, together with Dolice Marie and Jean Pierre LaPierre with the entire different wild characters from Mon Village, at the Bayou Frou-Frous. You’re invited to a marriage, yet whose marriage ceremony will it's? discover as you stick with the frolics of Angeline, leave out B B Carson Declouette and Obadiah, in addition to all the beautiful women doing enterprise on the New Orleans apartment within the nice urban of recent Orleans…if you recognize what I suggest. keep on with Jubil down a path smothered on each side with that pesky mint, all of the approach to the noble Commonwealth of Kentucky the place he slams head-on into heritage! And meet all the fresh characters and all narrated by means of Alexandra Menard LaPierre, as advised to overlook Gracie Buckhalter. And now…

Laissez le bon temps rouler!

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Download e-book for kindle: TJ Retlaw by Captain Frank Bohica

By Captain Frank Bohica

A twenty first century mix of Tom Sawyer-meets-Mad males, TJ Retlaw is a hilarious elegy to the roaring ’60s and ’70s, a coming-of-age tale from a time abruptly squashed by means of our resurgent Puritanism. wealthy in anecdotal humor and picture description, the odyssey starts on a kinfolk dairy farm in upstate big apple, cradle of the still-innocent adolescence. younger and uncooked, TJ quick flees those bucolic fields looking for the greener pastures of expertise. From taunting bulls to penetrating typhoons, to trysts with the goddess, to encounters with the medication man—TJ Retlaw lived the genuine American dream of quickly planes and swifter girls. Fly alongside on TJ’s days as a naval aviation cadet en path to incomes the coveted military wings of gold. Espy the clandestine international of a TWA advertisement airline pilot whilst flying used to be nonetheless glamorous and civility used to be the norm . Shake a martini and luxuriate in the adventure in this masterful travel to a vanished age. The incorrigible TJ Retlaw is the final of the nice guys.

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Download PDF by Gudrun Schury,Rolf-Bernhard Essig: Wie der Klatsch zum Kaffee kam: Wundersames aus der Welt der

By Gudrun Schury,Rolf-Bernhard Essig

Warum das Eisbein griechisch ist

Die deutsche Sprache ist ein Melting Pot der Kulturen: Viele Wörter, die wir tagtäglich verwenden, sind in unseren Wortschatz eingewandert. Originell und unterhaltsam wird hier erklärt, warum das couch zwar in keinem deutschen Wohnzimmer fehlen darf, eigentlich aber in den Sultanspalast gehört. Wie die Tasse über viele Umwege in die hiesigen Küchenschränke fand. Und dass selbst der Kaffeeklatsch längst nicht so deutsch ist, wie wir immer glauben.

Ein erstaunlicher Führer durch die Multikulti-WG unserer Sprache.

„Bongforzinös!“ Eulenspiegel

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